Who's on First? Bush Style.

This has to make you laugh. (Thanks to StumbleUpon for the link).
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

Lost Lake

Just got back from a great mountain biking day-trip to Whistler, with Nicole, R & W, C & W and R & V. Rather than spend $45 to get into the mountain bike park, we decided to stick to the FREE trails around Lost Lake, and to much of our surprise we were all quite impressed at how well the trails were groomed, and the terrain variety. The first part along the Tin Pants trail, started as a steady, but easy, climb upwards towards Lost Lake, before slowly descending down back towards the village. Caught some great sceneary, and a few, single-track downhill paths -- that challenged Nicole (a first time downhill biker) with her 10+ year old, almost-on-the-verge-of-being-a-classic, purple, Norco bike...but she made it. I think she deserves a new bike though -- maybe Xmas will come early, and Santa will buy one for her.

We also came across a nice "trick" park, where we could try different kinds of obstacles, including skinnys, ramps and a teeter-toter (sp??), which as you can see, I was able to do...but due to the beauty of digital pictures, you didn't see any of my two nasty falls. Ha ha. Makes for a sweet photo-opp though...eh?

R & V have been in training for this adventure race this September, from Vancouver to Whistler, consisting of biking, kayaking and running. Sounds like so much freakin' fun...and it just might be the one thing that could start motivating me to train on a more regular basis. I just might start training for something like this race in October, and then go for something like the Sea2Summit. We'll see...

Lillooet and Joffre Lakes

With our camping gear in the trunk, Backroads BC Mapbook and Camp Free in BC book in hand, Nicole and I set out on a three day camping/hiking trip through the Lillooet Lake area last week. We left on a Tuesday so we could beat the weekend traffic and crowds. However, the drive up Hwy 99 took longer than usual because of the road construction. We were in no rush, so we didn't mind and just took in the sights along the way. (By the way, the Hwy 99 is becoming a much nicer and safer highway with all the improvements). About 15 min past Pemberton, we took off on to a forest service road that meanders tightly along the coast of Lillooet Lake. According to the books, the road was passable by 2WD, but it was a dusty, and bumpy ride. Definately the most abuse I've put my little Civic through. We set up camp at Lizzie Bay, which the book described as the nicest one around. And it was...except that the bugs were out in full force. Wasps, Mosquitoes, Flies...you name it. Our defenses were futile at best, as the Citronella candles warded off the mosquitoes, but seemed to attract the wasps. Anyhow, we made the best out of it, enjoyed a nice BBQ dinner, and then were treated to a show by the campers next door who went skinny dipping in the lake, not realizing that we could see them through the trees.

The next day we drove up to Joffre Lakes, a provincial park which features a few glacier topped mountains and three picturesque lakes. We originally set out to see the first lake (Lower). But the first lake was like a movie trailer...it just gave a small hint of what was to come, and we pushed on to the upper lake (5.5 km). As you'll see from these pictures the scenary was awesome, especially at the upper lake where you could see the melting glacier waters flow down the mountain side into the lake. The hike back got a little hairy at times, as the thunderstorms loomed in the distance and the rain steadily came down on us, making the trail quite slippery..which isn't all that great when your legs are on the verge of turning into jello. Fortunately we made it back in one piece. The following day we decided for a complete change in pace and vegged out at Alta Lake to work on the tan.

Yah gotta love BC, eh?