Is it Chicken or Tuna?

In a total random act -- without premeditation or planning whatsoever, I found myself watching the show Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica while flipping channels this morning. I don't know what kept me glued to the channel...maybe it was the shock of watching Nick fart while they talked to his parents with Jessica on the living room sofa, maybe it was watching Jessica do her laundry...no, i think it was seeing Jessica complain after 3 days of camping in the woods proclaiming that she wanted a massage, a manicure, and pedicure, wait...i think i know what it was....it was listening to Jessica ask Nick whether a can of "Chicken of the Sea" was really Tuna or Chicken, while Nick sat next to her looking at her indisbelief.

Next channel please...